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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

What was your best revenge story?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Can both male and female cows be milked? Can bulls also be milked?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How come I can't stay sober?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to