What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:22

Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?